roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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