We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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