I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
That was before I lit my hair on fire
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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