Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
whose parrot is this?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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