So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
you inspire me to be a worse person
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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