This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
