So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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