Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
accomplished twins. life is a go
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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