The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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