Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I need moral support for this bender
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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