Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
