i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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