The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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