dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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