She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I bet he comes in French.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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