Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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