i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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