You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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