PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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