SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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