So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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