mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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