At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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