Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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