I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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