no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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