There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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