Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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