You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's just like the Real World with babies
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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