whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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