fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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