I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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