Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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