considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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