She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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