the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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