Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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