O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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