Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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