Me. At least after what I've been through.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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