He is an equal opportunity slut.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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