Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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