Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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