Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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