I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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