I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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