hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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