You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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