Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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