no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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