i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She's the barista slut.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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