I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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