I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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