Me too!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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