He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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