Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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