honey bunches of taint.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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