He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I wish I only lived at night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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