I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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