yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
